Saturday, August 23, 2008

Commando


This dude does not roll in a joking manner:

"This month, a Florida man was arrested and charged with threatening to assassinate Sen. Barack Obama, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee.

Raymond Hunter Geisel was arrested after classmates at a training seminar he attended told authorities Geisel told them that 'if he [Obama] gets elected, I'll assassinate him myself.'

A classmate also reported that Geisel said he hated President Bush and wanted to put a bullet in his head.

A search of Geisel's vehicle and a hotel room in Miami, Florida, where Geisel was attending a bail bondsman training class turned up a 9 mm handgun, ammunition that included armor-piercing and rifle bullets, police-style emergency lights, body armor, a machete and two canisters of tear gas, among other military-style items, according to the affidavit."

A bail bondsman. Is he gonna hack bail jumpers to death when he catches them? Fuck. Actually, if he gets convicted, he won't be catching anyone for upwards of five years.

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