Here is the newest "if there were a button I would be pounding on it with my head" story. It's not even the story. Just the first sentence:
"In rapid-fire action Friday, the Republican-controlled House voted to strip federal money from President Barack Obama's health care overhaul and from Planned Parenthood and to bar the EPA from issuing global warming regulations."
Yup. That's it. Goodbye. Kill us please.