Saturday, April 30, 2011

Ozzy-influenced edge band

Straight edge metal is nothing new. It goes back to Judge and up through whatever garbage is around now. I heard a band yesterday that sounded like Pantera, and they weren't the first one.

Here's the thing: Pantera sucks.

Why is there no edge band that sounds like Ozzy? I want to fix that. I hereby announce my intention to form XBark at the MoonX.

If you or someone you know can sing like Ozzy or play guitar like Randy Rhoads, get at me. Lots of people can do those things, but I'm not sure that a single one Xes up.

I don't want to hear about what the rich are doing.

I don't want to go to where, where the rich are going.

Thanks Joe.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Planned Parenthood

Now, I know that no one reads this blog, and if anyone were to do so, it is highly unlikely that she or he would be of the conservative persuasion, but given the recent "controversy" over Planned Parenthood and abortion, which a bunch of regressive people are trying to make the same thing, and the fact that a woman has a right to do whatever she likes with her body, I do feel that it is necessary to disseminate the reality of the organization's actions as far and wide as possible.

Here is an image that I found in the Washington Post that breaks down its services by percentage in a friendly pie chart:

Abortion services, three percent. Not that it matters. It could be a hundred percent, and that would be fine. But it just gives the lie to all those woman haters and religious zealots out there, talking about how Planned Parenthood is this massive baby killing machine or whatever.

Also, let us never forget the fact that the federal funding that Planned Parenthood gets is barred from being used for abortions, as it has been since 1976.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Somebody set Donald Trump on fire please

Even Bill O'Reilly thinks he's a jerkoff.

Fuck the both of them, really. Still, Donald Trump is just so offensive. Arrogant, ignorant rich piece of shit who lives in a gold house. Donate him to Japan to plug cracks in nuclear reactor housing.

Monday, April 4, 2011


Heard this on the radio the other night. Could not believe my ears. The magic of the internet allows me to relive the magic at will, and share with you.

If you cannot take it, just skip to 1:58.