Bull jumps the fence, fucks up a bunch of people at a bullfight

This is great. In Spain, of course.

Fuck all these people. What a shame the bull couldn't have done more.

Brave bullfighter catches a horn in the balls

Man, this is amazing. Swung around and whatnot.

It makes me happy to know that they operated on him without anesthesia.

Gored "bullfighter" still in a really bad place

Nice. Fuck you, Julio Aparicio. Hope you have a long, terrible road of suffering ahead. Please, please do not die. You do not deserve such luck.

A Madrid hospital says Spanish bullfighter Julio Aparicio has returned to intensive care and is fighting an infection after a horrific goring in the throat by a bull.

Aparicio had left the unit and was recovering well on Monday following surgery to reconstruct his throat, mouth and palate, but outbreak of an infection forced a return to the unit where doctors placed him on mechanically assisted breathing, October 12 Hospital said.

In a statement released Saturday the hospital says Aparicio is now breathing normally and it describes his condition as "grave" but stable.

The matador slipped in a bullring, fell to the ground and a 1,168 pound bull drove his right horn through Aparicio's throat and out his mouth.

I guess they got the bull's weight after a couple of brave men killed it for no reason.

Piece of shit gored through the chin

THROUGH the chin, not in it. Amazing. Fuck this guy. I'm glad he didn't die; living this way will be much worse for him. Unfortunately, the bull was killed shortly after. At least he died a dignified death. A real martyr.

You had it coming, asshole. I wish I could send you an "I'm happy" card. Jah knows how many bulls he killed for "sport." I look forward to your lifetime of pain.

Check out these beautiful pictures (and the seemingly unperturbed spectators):

Looks like you can see part of his tongue on the bull's horn in that last shot. Very nice.

If only the bull could have grown twenty thousand horns and dealt with every person in the arena accordingly.