Late Halloween treat - lost in a corn maze

I've been meaning to post this for weeks, but keep forgetting. It's fine though, cause with the big storm and all the aftermath, many Halloween activities have been postponed until the weekend anyway.

Fuck. They were "found" twenty-five feet from the exit.

"My baby!"

Scary Halloween stories by Corona

I've been hearing this advertisement on the radio recently for Corona beer, in which the announcer delivers "scary Halloween stories" or something of that kind, where it's supposed to be light-hearted and funny. Here's a common one I don't think they'll be sharing:

"This guy got drunk and raped me."

Enjoy.

Show

Saturday, October 25th.
2826 Cambridge Street, Philadelphia.
7:30PM
$5
Costume required.

Oh, and it's a tofu-eating zombie. I didn't make it.